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@ALBUM: The Beavis and Butt-Head Experience . MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head(tm) . THE BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD EXPERIENCE . Geffen Records (c)1993 . Version 1.OO ASCII Typed Transcription . Transcribed by Jason Patterson (crunchy@freenet.fsu.edu) and Peter Bell (bknight@freenet.fsu.edu) . Thanks go to Mike Judge for his Obscene Creativity . - denotes dialogue spoken by Innocent by-standers (i.e. Anthrax, Run DMC, Cher) . ! denotes dialogue spoken by 'Curly' . % denotes dialogue spoken by Beavis . * denotes dialogue spoken by Butt-Head . > denotes dialogue spoken by both Beavis and Butt-Head . -v- denotes beginning of dialogue spoken by bnb b/w songs . -^- denotes end of dialogue spoken by bnb b/w songs . NOTE: All lyrics will be in lower case. Don't flip out. . 2ND NOTE: Please send any and all corrections via e-mail, crunchy@freenet.fsu.edu, my internet address. . ALSO NOTE: Laughing by Beavis, no matter how long, will be denoted by "heh heh" only. . PLEASE NOTE THIS ALSO: Laughing by Butt-Head, no matter how long, will be denoted by "huh huh" only. . THANK YOU FOR NOTING THE PREVIOUSLY NOTED. @SONG: I Hate Myself And Want To Die . Performed by: Nirvana -v- - ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to rock? would you please welcome beavis and butt-head! > (singing guitar music) * shut up beavis, that's not how it goes, uhh.. this is cool. huh-huh. so like, here's one we just wrote. -^- uhhumm! running bells in running yoke even if you have a cold still you can cough on me again i'll still have a rite to fulfill and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome broken heart and broken bones finger blast and catch them with horse gills one more corky bitchy phrase you don't wanna wanna read them and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome <some subliminal crap> and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome running bells in running yoke even if you have a cold still you can cough on me again i'll still have a rite to fufill and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome -v- * whoa, huh huh, that kicked ass. % yeah, yeah. heh.. it ruled, it ruled! heh heh.. -^- @SONG: Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun . Performed by: Anthrax -v- * hey beavis, remember that time we partied with anthrax? % yeah, we were cool.. heh heh. (dream music) * whoa beavis, check out this bus, i bet there's some cool band on there! % yeah, let's go check it out. * i'm there dude. <knock> uhh, is there anyone like, cool in there? - what do you 2 guys want? * whoa! it's anthrax! % yeah, yeah, yeah, it's anthrax, that's scott! * uhh, my name's butt-head, and this is beavis. % yeah, yeah.. - hey what's up guys, i'm scott. - hi, i'm charlie. - i'm john, how ya doin' * uhh, pretty good. % yeah, yeah, heh heh.. - you guys wanna come on the bus? * whoa! % yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! * uhh, you guys like, rule. % yeah, yeah, yeah, you rule, you guys kick ass! - dude, what's up wit your hair? * uhh, you got a problem with my hair? - how come they're's no hair on the sides? * i thought it looks kinda cool. - i think you look like a dick. % yeah, yeah, heh heh, you look like a dick. heh heh.. - hah, hah, there ya go. * shut up beavis, don't make me kick your ass again. So uh, you guys have, like, any chicks back there? % yeah, yeah, let's check it out. - nah, i just got a bunch of photo albums. * whoa! % yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! show us pictures! - should we show 'em the photo albums? * uhh, are they naked? - oh, they're naked all right. * whoa! - you think you can you handle it? * i can "handle" it. % yeah, yeah, i can handle it too! heh heh! * settle down beavis. - they posed like letters of the alphabet. - yeah you should see 'o' and 'u'. * whoa! naked chicks! % yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! naked, naked chicks! yeah! heh heh... - you guys haven't seen too many pictures of naked girls, have you. * uhh, well, uhh, huh huh, i saw beavis's mom naked. % shut up butt-head. - yeah, so did i, i think she's jay. hah hah. * why don't you go and read some spider-man comics, beavis. - hey where'd the photo album go anyway? - i think i see the blond kid run in the back with it. - oh man, jerk! - butt-head, you better get your friend out of there right away man, this ain't cool at all. * uhh, beavis <knock>, uhh, are you like taking a dump? % yeah, yeah, yeah, heh heh, yeah, heh heh. * beavis, you're in there with a photo album of naked chicks and you're taking a dump? - yeah, yeah, heh heh, yeah. - what's up with that? - idiot. * these guys are like gonna, kick our ass if you don't get out of there right now. % no way, butt-head. * beavis, beavis? <flush> <creeak> - it stinks. * uhh, so like uhh, huh huh, can we like, you know, hang out with you guys for like a really long time? % yeah, yeah, me too.. heh heh. yeah, like go on tour with you and stuff. - yeah right. uhh, it was really nice meeting you guys, but, uhh, i think you gotta go now, curly, c'mere get rid of 'em. * uhh, but like, you know, maybe like, just for a little while? - uhh, no. - i don't think so. - nope. - uhh, i think you better get outta here before we break your legs. * you got any beer and stuff, uh huh huh. - get out. - yeah. ! you gotta go now. - get out.. ! off! % no wait.. ! off! % no wait.. ! off! % no wait.. ! off! <smack> % ahh! - get out! ! off! <smack> ! off! <smack> ! off! <slam> - idiots. - and look what the little guy did with the photo album.. - oh man.. they're all stuck together.. -^- rolling down the hill snowballing getting bigger an explosion in the chamber the hammer from the trigger i seen him get stabbed i watched the blood spill out he had more cuts than my man mike chillout 24 is my age 22 is my gauge i'm writing rhymes on a page i'm going off in a rage 'cause i'm out on a mission a stolen car mission had a small problem with the transmission 3 on the tree in the middle of the night i have this thing on my head cause i got into a fist fight life comes in phases take the good with the bad you bought those coins on the street and you know you got had because it's all high spirit you know you gotta hear it don't touch the mike baby don't come near it it's gonna get ya it's gonna get ya it's gonna get ya it's gonna get ya looking down the barrel of a gun son of a gun son of a bitch getting paid getting rich ultra violence running through my head cold medina y'all making me see red rapid fire louie like rambo got bullets i'm a gonna die harder like my man bruce willis i love girlies waxing and milking got more cheatin' my man dave scilkin predetermined destiny is who i am you got your finger on the trigger like the son of sam i am like clockwork orange going off on the town i've got homeboy bonanza to beat your ass down i'm mad at my desk and i'm writing all curse words expressing my aggressions through my schizophrenic verse words you're a headless chicken chasin' a sucker free basin looking for a fist to put your face in you get hip get hip don't slip you knuckle heads racism is schism on the serious tip @SONG: Come To Butt-Head . Performed by: Beavis And Butt-Head * oooo... huh huh... come to butt-head. huh huh... % heh heh... * come a little closer. let me... touch you. huh huh... that would be cool. huh huh... let me feel you near me. huh huh... % heh heh... yeah! let me feel you. * i would like, do something that really sucks... for you love. huh huh... i would like, do... homework and stuff... % wussie. heh heh... * ... for your love. come to butt-head. huh huh... come a little closer. % heh heh... yeah, yeah! closer. closer! heh heh... * shut up, beavis! huh huh... baby, if i like, gave you some money, would you make out with me? huh huh... that would be cool. huh huh... % yeah, yeah! heh heh... I've got 75 cents. heh heh... yeah. * and i've got like, 50 cents. so that would be... uh... uh... like, uh.. ya know, like... like a dollar. come to butt-head. huh huh... come a little closer to me. huh huh... hey, baby. huh huh... uh, wanna, uh, do it? huh huh... % yeah, heh heh, yeah, yeah. ya wanna do it? heh heh, yeah, heh heh, that would be cool. heh heh... * baby, every part of me, wants to be touching every part of you. % hey, butt-head, what time is it? i think cops is on. they're gonna show some domestic disputes and stuff. * i just wanna feel every part of me, touching every part of you... huh huh... especially your thingies. huh huh... % oh yeah, yeah... > heh heh, huh huh... % thingies! heh heh... * that would be cool, huh huh... ya know, baby. huh huh... i just wanna feel myself... uh, uhhh... huh huh... % heh heh... yeah, feel myself. heh heh... me too. heh heh... yeah, yeah. heh heh... * huh huh... come to butt-head. huh huh... come a little closer. uh... i'm like, a doctor. uhhh... an orthodontist. i'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, take off your clothes. huh huh... % yeah, me too. heh heh.. i'm a doctor, too. heh heh... like bones. bones! i've got an naked crewman... * shut up, beavis! i was about to score! % oh yeah... no way, butt-head! you were just gonna like, spank your monkey. heh heh... yeah. * huh huh... that would've been cool. huh huh... sometimes you have to like, act like a wuss, ya know, to get chicks and stuff. huh huh... % yeah. heh heh... but it's like, you always act like a wuss, and you never get any chicks. * yeah, because your butt-munch ass is always hanging around. huh huh... % oh yeah. heh heh... * huh huh... let's go do something cool. huh huh... % heh heh... yeah, yeah. let's go like, break something. * yeah. huh huh... that's a good idea. huh huh... % yeah, heh heh... let's break stuff. break it. break it, break it! heh heh... breakin' the law, breakin' the law. heh heh... > huh huh, heh heh... @SONG: 99 Ways To Die . Performed by: Megadeth if i see the mornin' i would i'll have one more yesterday a date last from tomorrow cause i've burned out my today if i get up to the top i know i'll just go back and kneel got a cure with no future and it's time to rock my world i get another blast of courage and a shot of thorazine <bridge> not ready to see you yet 99 ways to die not ready to see you yet got a sore to with me in those wringing my hands in dismay a poor innocent maniacs when dues dead in the break but he got no last words to say streak right up my spine the burn in my mouth was real and a taste that blew my mind yeah in a black tie and straight jacket man i'm gonna try again <bridge> <bridge> perhaps i didn't test but try on this tie nevermind the scream there is only dozen danger in the socket of my eye a playground of illusion know them place they only die there's a prison in my mind and the bars are gonna break i'm as mad as a hatter and strung out just the same tryin' to make morals last feelin' from me <bridge> <bridge> not ready ready ready not ready ready ready not ready ready ready ninety-nine ninety-nine! -v- * woah! huh huh... % heh heh... yeah. * now that was cool! huh huh... % yeah, yeah! ninety nine ninety nine ways to die! heh heh... * huh huh... yeah. huh huh... -^- @SONG: Bounce . Performed by: RUN DMC -v- * hey beavis. huh huh... remember that time we partied with run-dmc? huh huh... % yeah, yeah. i took a dump on their bus. heh heh... * no, dumb-ass, that was anthrax. huh huh... i'm talking about run-dmc. huh huh... % oh yeah, yeah, heh, yeah. that was fly, heh heh, we were illin'. heh heh.. * huh huh... yeah... huh huh... (dream music) <knock> - yo, who dat? * uh... we're like, from hollis and stuff, huh huh... can we like, ya know, come in? huh huh... % yeah, yeah, heh, yeah. i'm from hollis, too. heh heh... yeah. it's christmas time in hollis queens! heh heh... yeah, heh heh... - yo, yall don't look like you're from around the way. * yeah, man. we're like, from hollis. huh huh... - what street? * uh... uh... hollis street. huh huh... - yo, that's hollis avenue. what street? * uh... like, uh... huh huh... - yo, man, get outta here, ya'll ain't from around the way, stop frontin'. - yo, man, say dat, man, we ain't tryin' to hear that. * uh... huh huh... uh... i'm like, a full fledged member of the hollis crew. huh huh... % yeah, yeah! heh heh... i'm a full fledged member! heh heh... - alright, come on in, yall.. - alright, come on, come on, that's cool <door open> % heh heh... yeah, heh heh... hey run, heh, check this out. my name is dmc, the all time great, i bust the most rhymes, in new york state. heh heh... - yo, chill, chill, money. * yeah, chill, beavis. huh huh... dumb-ass. huh huh... % heh heh... yeah. heh heh... * so like, huh huh, are you guys gonna like, kick it old school? % yeah, yeah, heh heh, yeah. kick it, kick it heh. kick it! heh heh... - yo, we gettin' ready to break fool, money. * uh... can we have some money? huh huh... % yeah, yeah, heh, yeah. it's hard to rock a rhyme, it's hard to rock a rhyme. heh heh... - no, no, no... - naw, naw... - it's tricky, it's tricky to rock a rhyme. * yeah, dumbass. huh huh... % shut up, butt-head. heh. you can't rock a rhyme. heh heh... * no, but I can kick your ass. uh! <smack> % ah! <crash> * uh! <smack> <crash> % ah! <crash> butt-hole! <smack> cut it out! - yo, chill out for a minute and let's just do this. cool out, cool out. - wait up, man. calm down with all that riff-raff, man. - don't be comin' around here with all that ol' wild, man, just chill, man. % yeah, heh heh... - you in your corner, you in your corner, man, just chill. get up off that 'ol wild, man. * beavis started it. huh huh... % oh yeah. heh heh... * yo, beavis! you're roughing up my walk-a-wear. huh huh... % heh heh... no way, butt-head! you're wrinkling my fresh gear. heh heh... this is cool. heh heh... * huh huh... are you guys gonna like, slam? or like, huh... get out your seat and jump around... uh jump around. huh huh... % yeah, yeah, heh, yeah like, like slam. slam! da da da, da da da, da da ... - yo beavis, slow your roll, man. % heh heh.. yeah. heh heh... - this ain't jump, this ain't slam. the name of this record is bounce. -^- bounce bounce bounce bounce i open doors take the boys doin' tours and i come again runnin' be runnin' up and these fuckers and then be runnin' them seen this the dj wanna be comin' in and gettin' fiendish my tracks gettin' wreck in effect i just a lean dish a super salad not valid i'm from a mean dish ... i got my mike in my hand and my plan to come the bitchin' dj rapper name is dj run all others dis their records cause you dis their son i went behind the antifreeze i froze your nun pump pump i scream on you you talk and talk pump pump when you run the track and then you walk it off so check for me takin' i'm rappin and let me step in my pose even those that doze are always kept in separate rows broken nose from blows but when you rip when i pounce on my foes suppose i swing you up and just bounce bounce bounce bounce my name is dmc, the one you know the all-time great i'm gonna steal the show i put the mike cause i'm the hand i got a funky rhythm all across the land i blow your mind you hit the floor i hit you with the rhythm and they give me dough i'm one of a kind i rock your mind i teach you with the digits when i rock my rhyme i bust the bass cause i'm the brain i came with the name and i claim the fame i'm hard to the core wicked and raw the rhymes break raw when i'm breakin' your door i kick it old style cause i stick it still now take it take a chill now cause i got to kill it foul foul mouth shoutin' knocking out all doubt i take these suckers out cause i make these suckers bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce i got no time for the crime i'm the kind for rhyme and inside of my mind slippin' off the line and if you find the dime that i left behind i come fast for my cash i must rewind easy does it run it to i speak a fluent vocabulary vocally makin' them come to it them i have you very often lost and run around the boston confuse you lose you're all lost up in a song then i stir your stir you're all shakin' cause i'm diesel drop hip hop and then pop goes the weasel comin' and runnin' seekin' deli for my kingdom takin' my lyrics first they hear it then they sing them i take the sucka and do 'em the head though first i chew 'em then i school 'em and sue 'em and step into 'em it's a deli operation i ruin all those i'm doin' i pursue 'em make them boo and come too you and your crew i just get 'em bounce bounce bounce bounce @SONG: Deuces Are Wild . Performed by: Aerosmith i love to look into your big brown eyes they talk to me and seem to hypnotize they say the things nobody dares to say and i'm not about to let you fly away my lover with no one can never stay up all night and we sleep in bed you got a hard beatin' rhythm from the subterranean i really love you little girl i don't live to explain i love you cause your deuces are wild got a gunshot love so fine i love you cause you give me some charm girl cause you and me is two of a kind my deja vu i feel like i've been here but somewhere else but you been 'long which here it's you that's in my dreams i makin' for but i woke up when someone slammed the door so harder fell out of bed you're screamin' mama's little baby love charmin bread and moral of the story i'm a desolate find i get stoned on you girl that's the best reason why i love you cause your deuces are wild got a gunshot love so fine i love you cause you give me some charm girl cause you and me is two of a kind -v- * huh huh... woah! huh huh... these guys are the kings of rock, these is none higher. huh huh... that was cool. huh huh... -^- @SONG: I Am Hell . Performed by: White Zombie "yeah, sorcita! nu nam-o wan gumba!" yeah, we've been in the fightin' games late-ly, like to play with a gun, yeah i can't remember what the hell i've tried, you and me we ran across the black of the ceilin' i can't live without my gun.. the hell is comin' <bridge> wow, wow, wooow! i must fight it, get a runnin' i must fight it, get a runnin' i must fight it, get a runnin' i must fight it, get a runnin' i am hell. yessir.. i am hell. yessir.. i am hell. yessir.. i am hell. yessir.. yeah, while i imagine in my gear the brother start to tremble, raw nerve impound the black end let me wrap my mouth and get healin' love gets her shoutin' and the beast is shoutin' <bridge> yeah, well i am-a rollin' i'm goin' harder in cold breatin' wanna get up early i get a more to clip me deeply yeah, keep holdin' me baby you're movin' faster in my feelin's a-bite down early i want a chance to dig it in you yeah, reach down and light my roll and feel it let me run it through you i took for fighting and i livin' in myself when i'm feelin' a little fightin' and the beast is shoutin' <bridge> i am hell i am hell i am hell i am hell -v- * yes! huh huh... that was cool. % yeah, heh heh... hey butt-head, how come like, some stuff sucks, but then like, some stuff is pretty cool? heh heh... * uh... huh huh... well, huh huh... if nothing sucked, and like, everything was cool all the time, then it's like, how would you know it was cool? huh huh... % heh heh, i would know. heh heh... you just said, everything would be cool. heh heh... * i mean like, if i wasn't here. huh huh... % oh yeah, yeah. heh heh... that would be cool. heh heh.. * no, butt-munch. i mean like, let's say someone came up and just hit you upside the head. % yeah. heh heh... * well, huh huh... that would be cool. huh huh... % no it wouldn't, that would suck! * yeah. uh! <smack> % ahhh! cut it out, butt-hole. * uh! <smack> % ahh! heh heh... * huh huh... now that was cool! huh huh... % no it wasn't, that sucked! heh heh... * huh huh.. yeah, but like, huh huh... ya know after it's over, huh huh... doesn't it like, feel pretty cool? huh huh... % heh heh... oh yeah, yeah, heh heh, yeah, heh heh... * see, it't like, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool. huh huh... % oh yeah, yeah, heh heh, yeah, heh. do that again. * uh! <smack> % ahh! ok, do it again. * huh huh... uh! <smack> % ah! heh heh... cool! heh, do it again. * uh! <smack> % ah! cool. heh heh... * huh huh... -^- @SONG: Poetry and Prose . Performed by: Primus i ain't one for poetry, ain't one for prose, ain't one for the scent of a spring-time rose, but there is one fact that i do know, i sure get a kick outta that beavis and butt-head show. today i turned my tv on what is it i do see? two crazy-ass cartoon sons of bitches starin' on back at me. i said "what the hell is this?" lern said "boy don't cha know, the whole world's gone crazy over that there beavis and butt-head show. talk about calatrition, now i can go with that, i'd be goin' for frog baseball but i'm inclined to use a cat. but normally i'm a stooge's man like larry, curly, and moe. but now and then i get a chuckle watchin' the beavis and butt-head show. known just for a bottle change, now there's a hell of a band. they got that real sound that's been sweepin' across the land. there ain't no cheesy shotguns, and that's too bad for me, if i had my way of tv places then a-that's-a easy. i ain't nothin' special i'm your average kind of man. i like frosty barley pops and i drink 'em right outta the can. i give a rat's ass about poetry and not a damn about prose, i sure do get a kick outta them beavis and butt-head shows. * hey beavis.. % what? * i was just like, uhh, thinking and stuff, huh huh, it was pretty cool. % yeah, i'm gonna try that, heh heh.. * huh huh, tv's cool. % yeah, yeah, tv rules, it rules! heh, yeah, heh heh.. * hey beavis, i heard that pretty soon they're gonna have, like 500 channels. huh huh, that's gonna be cool. % really? heh heh, that would be cool. heh heh.. * you know what would be really cool though? if like, one of the channels didn't suck. % yeah, but like, if one of 'em didn't suck, then why would you need the other umm.. 3 hundred and twenty-seven.. heh heh.. * because, you know, all those tv shows that suck, it's like, you have to put 'em somewhere, huh huh.. you can't put 'em on the cool channel. huh huh.. % yeah, yeah, they should call it the cool channel.. heh heh.. @SONG: Monsta Mack . Performed by: Sir Mix-A-Lot -v- % woah, butt-head, check it out! it's a monster. it's like, frankenstein. heh heh... * this monster is not human. it feels no pain. it can't be reasoned with. huh huh... % yeah, heh, yeah, heh. and he's really horny, too. heh heh... * huh huh... that's cool. > heh heh, huh huh... -^- raggedly runnin' for hills 'cause the mack is back, i'm hookin' up girls by facts, if you're stacked, you can rub a big mack, i gotta get some so don't worry 'bout scraps, oh no! five foot eleven with a seven foot game, got a big mouthpiece and i show no shame, monsta kinky, have no morals, monsta love to get oral, mmmm! ducked and cause and the girls like that, i was born and bred to be a mack. once your sign is played, you gotta put a little style in your game nowadays. in the sixties girls was all high, lsd had 'em givin' up thighs, the baby boom was on and i dropped, no more woodstock, but now ya got mix-a-lot! so put me in your cd changer, watch your girl 'cause mix 'll re-arrange her, ooh he sexes, ooh he sexes, keepin' ol' rush limbaugh restless, i'm a mack and that's monsta, straight chase girls through the tail 'cause i wantsta, you can call it whacked but you respect this black, when it comes to game, i'm a monsta mack. big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough, big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough, i'm a monsta mack. big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough, big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough, <strike the pose> but she ain't nasty as me, 'cause mix-a-lot is stuck on freaky, can't stop tappin' that tweety, givin' to the needy, nope, 'cause i'm too damn greedy, here i go, walkin' through the mall, don't play ball, but i got game for 'em all, funky's on a victim, funky's on a victim, mister richard is hot so let's sick him, and like a tomahawk, jumpin' on a stud, girl you got to give my pud, the pick-up king is back buddy, tryin' to get blessed to these big-ass balls and understudy, but i'm not tryin' to call ya no bitch girl, don't give a damn if you're poor or rich girl, and we can play a little pool, and i'm pokin' that 8-ball cool, and the booties, i still like the booties, she got a little waist, doin' scrotch just to keep me on my duty, giant size game's what i'm droppin', straight freaks with those big-ol' glutz' is what i'm knockin', now the right wing wanna test me, if likin' sex is a crime then you arrest me, but don't tell me who to sing to jack, 'cause a third of your life is in the sack, i'm a monsta mack. mac-mac daddy, mac-mac daddy but the mix-a-lot game is tough, mac-mac daddy, mac-mac daddy but the mix-a-lot game is tough, i'm a monsta mack. yeah, lookin' for sex, but the mix-a-lot game is tough, lookin' for sex, but the mix-a-lot game is tough. drivin' my car by the bus stop, 'til i spot a young cutie straight suckin' down a soda pop, baby girl's winkin', mix-a-lot's thinkin', <i hope this girl's feet ain't stinkin'> yippee yo, swingin' my frame was to get a little soul food, now ya got a brother in the mood, damn, gotta get a-home with the quickness, 'cause this thickness boy on a witness, no need, to put my girls on tilt, 'cause straight up game 'll get ya milked, the nasty dog is back, with straight pimp game, black, i ain't no shame, i'm a monsta mack. but the mix-a-lot game is tough, monsta mack, fool! but the mix-a-lot game is tough, i'm the monsta mack. but the mix-a-lot game is tough, monsta mack, with big game baby, but the mix-a-lot game is tough. @SONG: Search And Destroy . Performed by: Red Hot Chili Peppers i'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm i'm a runaway son of the nuclear a-bomb i am a world's forgotten boy the one who searches and destroys somebody got to help me breathe somebody got to save my soul somebody bring them to their knees look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology i ain't got time to make no apology strollin' and catchin' in the middle of night love in in the middle of a fire fight honey got a striker night somebody got to save my soul better than into my mind i'm the one, boy, forgotten boy the one who searches, searches to destroy no wonder that i'm the one forgotten boy the one who searches, searches only to destroy look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology ain't got time to make no apology strollin' and catchin' in the middle of night love in in the middle of a fire fight honey got a striker night somebody got to save my soul better than into my mind i'm the one, boy, forgotten boy the one who searches, searches to destroy no wonder that i'm the one forgotten boy the one who searches, searches to destroy forgotten boy forgotten boy forgotten boy forgotten boy forgotten boy ohh ohh yeah yeah forgotten boy forgotten boy forgotten boy forgotten boy forgotten boy forgotten boy -v- % yeah, yeah! destroy, destruction. yeah, yeah! destroy, destroy, destroy! heh heh.. yeah, yeah! heh heh... * huh huh... yeah. i like to destroy stuff. huh huh.. % yeah, yeah, me too. heh heh... i don't like certs very much, though. heh heh... * he didn't say certs. he said search. huh huh... % heh heh.. certs, with retsin. heh heh... two mints in one. heh heh... * huh huh... searching sucks. huh huh... % yeah, yeah. * but then ya know like, breaking stuff is cool. huh huh... % yeah, yeah, heh, yeah, heh heh... -^- @SONG: Mental Masturbation . Performed by: Jackyl sucking in the pain like all the others sayin' you kiss minds goodbye flush it down the drain i ain't gonna fit mental masturbation i'm red just tryin' to use my fist. i gotta hustle got to hustle forgot to feel my muscle i'll fuckin' shoot ya if they get down with yuh i don't give a shit. mental masturbation i'm red just tryin' to use my fist. c'mon boys, whooh! yeah, yeah! 1, 2, 3, 4. chik-ahh! well now my lady's coming down and well she ain't so fun this bitch has just got me canned well give a damn! ain't that some shit mental masturbation i'm red just tryin' to use my fist. mental masturbation i'm red just tryin' to use my fist. mental masturbation i'm red just tryin' to use my fist. haauuct, twooah! -v- % hey butt-head, like, what is mental masturbation? heh heh... * uh.. that's like, when you, ya know like, think about a chick while you're... ya know... huh huh... gettin' the job done... huh huh... % oh yeah, yeah. heh heh... i think about that all the time. heh heh... in fact i'm thinking about it right now. heh heh... * i don't wanna hear about it. huh huh... uh, actually i'm thinking about it, too. huh huh... -^- @SONG: I Got You Babe . Performed by: Cher with Beavis And Butt-Head -v- * we need a chick. % yeah, yeah, we need a chick who's cool. * yeah, a chick who doesn't suck. uh, no, wait a minute, that's not what i meant.. % heh heh.. * we need a chick that's got tattoos on her butt. % yeah yeah, we need one of those chicks. heh heh.. * yeah, and like, a chick who's like, you know, been around the block, uh huh huh.. % yeah, yeah, like a chick who's older, who's like, done it a lot of times.. * yeah, huh huh.. we need a chick that used to be married to some dork, and so now like, she's like all wild and stuff.. huh huh.. -^- * huh huh.. this sucks. % yeah, yeah, yeah, heh heh.. it's like, it's like, it needs to be louder, loud! loud! * is this like, wuss music? this sounds like nelson. % yeah, heh heh.. > duh duh (singing along) - they say our love won't pay the rent 'fore it's earned, our money's all been spent well i don't know if all that's true you got me, and butt-head, i got you.. - babe i got you babe i got you babe % duh duh.. * huh huh.. * i got flowers in the spring.. huh huh.. * i got you, you wear my ring.. eh huh huh.. - and when i'm sad, you're a clown, and if i get scared, you're always around, % you're always a-rouuuuuuuuunnddd! * settle down beavis, % shut up butt-head, that was cool.. - don't let them say your hair's too long i don't care, with you i can't go wrong then put your little hand in mine ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb - ooh, babe % yeah, heh heh.. - i got you babe i got you babe i got you babe - i got you to hold my hand * whoa.. - i got you to understand i got you to walk with me % yes! - i got you to talk with me i got you to kiss goodnight i got you to hold me tight
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